Nobody knows it yet, but the next big threat to our lands is looming upon us. Penguins! Shocking footage shows it, at first it’s one, then another and all of a sudden they are everywhere. They control an entire continent already! Eating your tuna sandwich. Taking away your appartment. Live off social welfare. Behave badly.
This is why, THE party needs 51% of all the votes. To protect our values. After all democracy is nice, but we all know that they know what is best.
Thank you, Ulrich for saving this nation from all the other, obviously misguided parties.